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The first episode of the Talk, Comedy, series Late Show with David Letterman season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 was released in 2000-08-21 by CBS. The TV show was created by and directed by . Actors in the cast include David Letterman, Paul Shaffer. The avarenge rating on IMDB: is / 10. Series awards - .
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Wesley Snipes, Dido
air day: 2000-08-21
Dave exhibits that he has a bandaged finger, claiming that he obtained a poison gasoline sensor alarm at his home over the weekend. He later breaks down, admitting that he lower his finger making potato salad.
Jon Favreau, Stone Temple Pilots
air day: 2000-08-22
Dave exhibits a supposed clip of the Bushes applauding Al Gore’s acceptance speech. Later, a number of of Joe G’s clients take part in a sport known as “Pizza Survivor.”
Jack Hanna, Wyclef Jean, Survivor Castaways
air day: 2000-08-23
The forged of the unique “Survivor” are featured in a particular Top Ten record. Later, Dave chats with Jack Hanna.
Richard Hatch, Shaquille O’Neal
air day: 2000-08-24
Dave asks “Survivor I” winner Richard Hatch about his “appearance” on the present final night time.
Charles Grodin, Donal Logue
air day: 2000-08-25
Dave exhibits the “rabid dingo” chunk clip once more; Biff exams his psychic talents with unlabeled canned items; Donal Logue promotes “The Tao of Steve.”
Mary Tyler Moore, Papa Roach
air day: 2000-08-28
Dave’s finger nonetheless hurts; Paul provides to choose up Anna Kournikova for her upcoming look; Alan makes a particular supply to Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres (who simply break up up).
Ricki Lake, Adam Ferrara
air day: 2000-08-29
Dave fusses concerning the polar ice caps melting and The Weather Channel’s lack of ability to cowl it. Later, Alan closes “Campaign 2000” by singing “Climb Every Mountain” and beginning a combat.
Rudy Giuliani, Laetitia Casta
air day: 2000-08-30
On the seventh anniversary of the primary episode on CBS, Dave factors out that he has made precisely three,280 episodes in late night time, and that his favourite was #1150. Later, Biff goes to a summer time camp in Honesdale, PA.
D.L. Hughley, Tony Bennett & Diana Krall
air day: 2000-08-31
Dave quizzes a secretary from Hartford with “Know Your Employees of Don Hewlett Chevrolet-Oldsmobile-Buick in Georgetown, Texas.”
Tim Robbins, Andy Kindler
air day: 2000-09-01
During CBS Mailbag, Gerard explains why he is voting for Bush, and Dave marries Richard Hatch of “Survivor I” fame.
Carson Daly, Dwight Yoakam
air day: 2000-09-04
During a section known as “Summer Memories,” Anton recollects being attacked by a large mosquito. Later, Carson Daly plugs “TRL.”
Renee Zellweger, Bonnie Raitt
air day: 2000-09-05
After reviewing stills of Dave’s hand being stitched up, we’re prepared for the removing of the stitches, simulcast on www.cbs.com/lateshow. In the visitor chair is Dr. Lou Arrone; he says Dave “almost cut off the tip of his finger.” Dr. Robert Hodgkiss comes out and places on goofy glasses. The Hi-Ho Babes carry out the medical gear. Dave performs with particular small magnifying digital camera by placing it in his mouth and down his pants. Finally, all three stitches come out. Shortly afterwards, Rupert brings in potato salad.
Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
air day: 2000-09-06
Alan interrupts Dave, claiming Monday was his fifth anniversary engaged on the present. He’s mad as a result of Dave forgot. He runs out into road, strips to his underwear, and flips Dave off.
Jesse Ventura, Spinal Tap
air day: 2000-09-07
An viewers member from Buffalo named Mel Chastain performs “Know Your Professional Bill Gates Lookalikes.” Dave likes her a lot that Biff fingers her “Lion King” tickets.
Greg Kinnear, Jake Johannsen
air day: 2000-09-08
CBS Mailbag: Dave teaches grade faculty, whereas “AP writer Adam Klymer” (the scribe Dubya known as a “Major League Asshole,” as performed by Gerard) offers the long run president the finger. Later, Greg Kinnear promotes “Dinner with Friends.”
Marat Safin, Sting
air day: 2000-09-11
Biff blows up a bicycle tube and a soccer ball with a tire pump; Sting and Cheb Mami sing “Desert Rose.”
Chris Rock, Emmylou Harris
air day: 2000-09-12
How Many Guys in Cat Suits Can Fit right into a Coffee Shop? Walking in with no resistance are seven cats, a canine, Santa, a man in a pink cape, three monkeys, Moses, Dracula, Hercules, and a clown.
Sally Field, Eddie Irvine
air day: 2000-09-13
A “Banned from the Classroom” bit features a jar of spit ball spit; Jack Daniels drink packing containers; Professor George W. Bush’s Build Your Own Electric Chair equipment; the e book Human Sexuality by the Gores; Elmer’s Paste with Sprinkles; Dave Letterman anatomy chart; Crayola 64 pack cigarettes; and Hot Wheel Cars with (exploding) Firestone tires.
Al Gore, Crosby Stills & Nash
air day: 2000-09-14
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul Shaffer, who was sick that night time.
Kate Hudson, Supergrass
air day: 2000-09-15
Nadine and Andrea rescue Calvert from below Dave’s desk once more. Later, Dave exhibits a “new” Hillary Clinton advert.
Sylvester Stallone, Rocco DiSpirito
air day: 2000-09-25
Dave goes on one other prolonged tirade, correcting an article that appeared in yesterday’s New York Times Magazine, calling Rush Limbaugh a “giant bag of gas,” after which exhibiting a photograph of Jay Leno to display why his rival is “the goofiest-looking man in television.”
Gabriel Byrne, Kevin James
air day: 2000-09-26
Dave offers the outcomes of Olympic occasions earlier than they air on NBC. Belgium appears to have received all of them besides one (Finland).
Denzel Washington, Mark Knopfler
air day: 2000-09-27
Dave feedback on Monday’s rant by stating that whereas he has by no means been a non-voting Republican (in accordance with the Times Magazine), he as soon as registered as a Democrat. Later, Denzel Washington promotes “Remember the Titans” and desires his spouse a cheerful birthday.
Ray Romano, Ralph Nader
air day: 2000-09-28
Dave begins the night by saying, “Tonight is my final performance.” Meanwhile, Vince Gill sits in, and presidential candidate Ralph Nader makes a marketing campaign cease.
Jada Pinkett Smith, LL Cool J
air day: 2000-09-29
Dave makes one other Ball State Football Update, declaring final week’s 74-Zero trouncing by Kansas State as being nearer than the rating reveals. Later, Alan Kalter interrupts Dave to scoff at information of Barbra Streisand’s final live performance, takes a while alone, then sobs uncontrollably.
Geena Davis, Tom Cavanagh
air day: 2000-10-02
A section known as “What’s On TV This Week” is interrupted by two guys who burst into the theater preventing. Later, Tom Cavanaugh promotes his new present, “Ed.”
Christine Baranski, Green Day
air day: 2000-10-03
“Late Show Iron Chef” — Joe G. vs. Rupert Jee, Round 2: Rupert makes an omelet with Cajun spices, whereas Joe G makes a ham calzone; Maria Pope declares Joe G the winner.
Farrah Fawcett, Loretta Lynn
air day: 2000-10-04
Paul’s sick tonight, so Anton’s in cost and Cliff Carter sits in on keyboards. Dave calls “Paul” (who has a nasty higher respiratory factor), with Barry White offering the ailing bandleader’s voice. Later, the annual “New for Fall” section introduces “Biff Henderson’s All-Star Impressions of Sleeping Celebrities” and ingesting fountains crammed with sizzling cocoa.
Kevin Spacey, Lenny Krayzelberg
air day: 2000-10-05
Biff performs “Super Unlabeled Canned Goods of the Night” (now with institutional-sized cans). Biff tastes chili, however Warren thinks it was chili the final time he sat in. He’s fallacious: it was ravioli on Sept. 15. Oh yeah, and Paul’s nonetheless sick.
Magic Johnson, Jewel
air day: 2000-10-09
Since Paul’s nonetheless sick, a man comes out to indicate what Paul would have worn tonight; Eddie Brill fills in for Alan; Al Rent of Ball State comes out to offer Dave the sport ball from their huge win that weekend; Ben Stiller has a dream the place he walks onstage bare.
Ben Stiller, Merle Haggard
air day: 2000-10-06
Dave welcomes Rulon Gardner, who received the gold medal in wrestling on the Sydney Olmypics. Later, Warren Zevon promotes his new album.
Regis Philbin, Jim Gaffigan
air day: 2000-10-10
Barry White impersonates Paul by way of phone but once more; after the most recent version of “Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts,” Alan plugs “PK: The Pat and Kenny Magazine”; Jim Gaffigan promotes “Welcome to New York.”
Jason Alexander, Anthony Boudain, Foo Fighters
air day: 2000-10-11
Calvert grabs a Kleenex® from Dave’s desk in the course of the jokes; Warren Zevon remains to be sitting in for Paul, who has developed pneumonia; a section known as “What Does It Cost?” reveals that Dave Dorsett takes his pay in grownup movies.
Martha Stewart, Spike Lee
air day: 2000-10-12
Like he has on earlier nights, Calvert walks by in the course of the monologue. Tonight, he goes to Dave’s desk, picks up the cellphone and dials, says “Get me the police!,” hangs up and walks out. Later, Spike Lee plugs “Bamboozled.”
Mark Wahlberg, Incubus
air day: 2000-10-13
During tonight’s “Alan Kalter’s Campaign Round-Up,” the announcer sings an impromptu rendition of “Who Let the Dogs Out”; George Clarke makes an attempt to reduce weight by fasting by the remainder of the present, solely to finish up treating himself to a hoagie after the primary interview; Dave bullies Warren and Anton into writing and performing an authentic composition on the spot.
James Caan, Angela Perez Baraquio
air day: 2000-10-16
Paul’s again and completed with his prolonged bout with pneumonia; all through the week Dave introduces greens that did not win a prize on the honest, and tonight it is farmer Bob Fowler and his regular-sized squash; Miss America 2001 (Miss Hawaii) demonstrates one model of a hula.
Helen Hunt, Willie Nelson
air day: 2000-10-17
Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande come out (a day late) with roses for Paul to rejoice his return. Dave broadcasts that he is not feeling too effectively, so Nadine and Andrea come again to cheer him up.
Joaquin Phoenix, Allison Moorer
air day: 2000-10-18
Dave lists some rejected Ball State mascot names from way back, and learns that their earlier nickname was the “Hoosieroons.” So, Dave broadcasts that Ball State could identify its soccer stadium for him offered they modify the mascot again from Cardinals to Hoosieroons. Also, Dave exhibits Joaquin Phoenix what a silver greenback appears to be like like.
George W. Bush
air day: 2000-10-19
After months of fruitless makes an attempt, Dave lastly lands Republican presidential candidate George Walker Bush as a visitor on the present. During the interview, Dave grills Dubya about present occasions and the long run president can not seem to give him a straight reply.
Lawrence Fishburne, Lenny Kravitz
air day: 2000-10-20
Dave present clip of Gov George bush from yesterdays present the place bush cleans his glasses with sweater of woman standing subsequent to him throughout break (producer Maria Pope)
Will Smith, Derek Jeter
air day: 2000-10-30
air day: 2000-10-31
During the annual “Halloween Costumes” section, Calvert claims a lifeless fish as his deal with and Dave’s automotive the morning after All Hallow’s Eve; George Clarke gorges himself on sweet within the basement; Dave exhibits a clip of Kenny Sheehan’s visitor function because the steel store instructor on the October 29 episode of “Ed”; after being mocked on final night time’s Tonight Show, Dave does a crude Jay Leno impression.
Alec Baldwin, Gil de Ferran
air day: 2000-11-01
Calvert stands proper smack in entrance of Dave at his desk and needs to be shooed away; Biff, with a bit assist from Benny Agbayani, does an experiment on juiced baseballs on the roof; Alec Baldwin sticks gum on Maria’s jacket throughout a business break.
Kathie Lee Gifford, Mark Borchardt
air day: 2000-11-02
Dave calls Biff out to reply the query of an viewers member: “Does he sleep with his headset on?” Of course he does. Later, Dave makes enjoyable of a James Brolin made-for-TV film from final night time.
air day: 2000-11-03
Madonna makes her first visitor look in over six years.
Don Rickles, Moby & Gwen Stefani
air day: 2000-11-06
Dave reviews that earlier than the present he was making an attempt to trim his hair above his ears and unintentionally buzzed himself within the lobe; the winners of the NYC Marathon run by, adopted shortly by Calvert; Moby and Gwen Stefani sing “South Side.”
Adam Sandler, Outkast
air day: 2000-11-08
It’s the day after the notorious presidential election, so Calvert walks onstage and asks Dave, “How’d Nixon do?” Later, Dave exhibits (bogus) CBS election protection with the headline “Nader Wins.”
Cokie Roberts, Patricia Arquette
air day: 2000-11-09
Calvert comes by for a smoke, then sings “Who Let the Dogs Out?” with Alan; Cokie Roberts provides her predictions on the election recount, as does Patricia Arquette.
Lucy Liu, Aaron Neville
air day: 2000-11-10
Calvert interrupts the jokes, asking for a sandwich; throughout “CBS Mailbag,” Dave makes a fast journey to Europe to go to his three Dutch followers, then unintentionally decapitates Paul; Lucy Liu demonstrates a hair flip.
Kid Scientists, Samuel L. Jackson
air day: 2000-11-13
During the monologue, Dave does a “Classic Clinton Joke”: “He’s so fat he can’t see who he’s having sex with.” Also, Biff reviews from the election mess in Palm Beach County, Florida.
Bruce Willis, Charles Barkley
air day: 2000-11-14
Calvert comes out to tear up the cue card for the Classic Clinton Joke; Dave tells one other dentist-related horror story; Alan congratulates Hillary Clinton on behalf of her profitable a seat within the U.S. Senate, then makes a really lewd supply.
Mike Myers, Ricky Martin
air day: 2000-11-15
Calvert serves Dave some espresso; Mike Myers exhibits a clip from a film he made when he was 13.
Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Elliot
air day: 2000-11-16
Calvert comes out to wash his glasses on Dave’s jacket; Michael McDonald (of Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers fame) sits in; the present closes with the CBS Orchestra enjoying the theme from Dave’s 1980 morning present, which was written by McDonald.
Val Kilmer, Everclear
air day: 2000-11-17
Anton tells about his troubles with a child on Halloween; Dave’s interview with Val Kilmer goes horribly awry.
Susan Sarandon, Kasey Chambers
air day: 2000-11-20
After having one flag placed on the set final night time, Dave now has two flags behind his desk so he can “look more presidential.” Later, Dave offers Susan Sarandon a silver gravy serving bowl.
Brian Williams, Faith Hill
air day: 2000-11-21
Calvert comes out dressed like Dave and inspects a poll; Dave demonstrates his improved facial maneuverability, after which thanks his dentist; the Brazilian Olympic bobsled crew practices outdoors Joe G’s.
Richard Simmons, Giselle Bundchen
air day: 2000-11-22
Calvert comes out to comb his hair, and leaves the stage to a standing ovation. Also, Richard Simmons comes out in an orange and yellow turkey outfit, prompting Dave to defend himself with a hearth extinguisher.
Stupid Human Tricks, Keri Russell
air day: 2000-11-23
Dave apologizes for final night time’s present. Later, he exhibits highlights from the employees Thanksgiving Party, throughout which Dave attire as a pilgrim and Paul will get thrown out for being Canadian.
Matthew Broderick, David Gray
air day: 2000-11-24
Calvert applies Chap Stick to his face; Dave lastly offers a proof for his conduct two nights in the past (one thing involving how he will not let anyone contact his neck); throughout “CBS Mailbag,” Dave and Paul rush to assistance from a reluctant virgin in Massachusetts; David Gray sings “Babylon.”
Bette Midler, Jack Hanna
air day: 2000-11-27
Calvert comes out with a distant management to zap Dave; a tiger cub belonging to Jack Hanna develops a wierd fondness for Dave.
Martha Stewart, Christina Aquilera
air day: 2000-11-28
Rather than do one thing, Calvert walks onstage, stands subsequent to Dave for ten seconds, then walks away; Dave now has twelve flags behind his desk; Dave and Martha Stewart make Beef Wellington; reside by way of satellite tv for pc from Dallas, Al Cordova is stuffed into a large duffel bag.
Jon Stewart, Everlast
air day: 2000-11-29
Calvert cleans the cameras; Dave refers to Paul as “President-elect Paul W. Shaffer;” Dave mentions that magician David Blaine is frozen alive in a block of ice at Times Square…lower reside to the boiler room, the place George Clarke dumps a bucket of ice into his britches.
Mel Gibson, Todd Barry
air day: 2000-12-11
Calvert walks onstage ingesting a quart of egg nog straight out of the carton; to advertise Dave’s upcoming look in Bosnia, Biff visits a troop stationed there. In honor of his look, Biff exhibits off a commemorative coin that they gave to him.
Charles Grodin, Bobby LaBonte
air day: 2000-12-12
Calvert drinks extra egg nog; Charles Grodin; 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup champion Bobby Labonte; Dave exhibits outtake footage of final night time’s “Biff in Bosnia.”
Jay Thomas, Orny Adams
air day: 2000-12-13
Dave exhibits an image of President-elect Bush carrying a humorous cowboy hat; in case there are any updates on tonight’s choice, reside by way of satellite tv for pc, three guys stand round in Austin, Tallahassee and the U.S. Supreme Court constructing.
Helen Hunt, Robert Klein
air day: 2000-12-14
Dave exhibits a clip of MSNBC’s Bob Kur mumbling throughout his report of final night time’s Supreme Court choice; an viewers member tries to sneak out of “Know Your Current Events.”
CBS Mailbag, At the Drive-In
air day: 2000-12-15
Paul walks over to regulate Dave’s shirt; Calvert drinks extra egg nog; throughout Mailbag, we watch “Dave’s Trip to Norway,” during which he results in Finland by mistake; Gerard thanks the nation for electing George W. Bush as a result of “(he’s) one lazy-ass writer,” then brings out all of the actors who performed his son Kevin.
Sean Connery, Barenaked Ladies
air day: 2000-12-18
Dave exhibits a clip of President-elect Bush and Colin Powell hugging somewhat awkwardly; Rupert, Mujibur, Sirajul, and Joe G. adorn the Late Show Christmas Tree; in honor of the aforementioned clip, Dave and Sean Connery try to hug as effectively.
Tom Hanks, Darlene Love
air day: 2000-12-19
It’s “Bosnia Night” on the Late Show: Dave wears night-vision goggles in the course of the monologue; the viewers consists totally of members of the Armed Forces; the Hi-Ho ladies ship t-shirts to the troops; Tom Hanks arrives by way of parachute; Darlene Love performs “Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home).”
George Clooney, Sade
air day: 2000-12-20
In honor of his 35 years with CBS, Dave offers cameraman Dave Dorsett a faux Christmas present; Dave broadcasts that employees morale on the Late Show has by no means been decrease, so Paul suggests the companies of Montel Williams as a motivational speaker; in honor of the movie Castaway, George Clarke is locked into the theater’s boiler room and rapidly turns into matted and deranged.
Juliette Binoche, Jonathan Witherspoon
air day: 2000-12-21
Calvert sprays snow from a can on a digital camera lens. Dave squeegees it, however he will get the froth throughout his swimsuit. Also, comic John Witherspoon does impressions of Nat King Cole and Johnny Mathis.
Uma Thurman, Brian Regan
air day: 2000-12-22
Calvert is dressed as Santa; throughout Mailbag, Alan prepares for a job in a porno film by sitting in a bath crammed with egg nog; Brian Regan feedback on the fun of air journey.
Lily Tomlin, Anthony Clark
air day: 2000-12-26
Calvert comes out with his shiny new scooter; Dave asks Steph/Monty to tape “Jackass” for him; Paul discusses Hanukkah, then admits that he is in a drunken stupor; Dave claims that he is chilly, so one in all his assistants walks onstage to offer him gloves to put on.
Jay Mohr, Snoop Dogg
air day: 2000-12-27
Dave tells 10 “It’s so cold…” jokes; Dave, Rupert and others bid a fond farewell to Joe G. Pizza, which is transferring to W. 56th Street subsequent month; Dave mentions a “Cue Cards Awards Dinner” that’s being held in a secret location tomorrow night time.
Benjamin Bratt, Jimmie Walker
air day: 2000-12-28
Dave has a particular new 12 months’s message for the children (to not point out his biker buddies): “Ride straight.” Also, Dave tells six extra “It’s so coldâ€¦” jokes in the course of the monologue, and “Commissioner” Bill DeLace give New Year’s security ideas.
Matt Damon, Fuel
air day: 2000-12-29
Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Bell
air day: 2001-01-08
Dave mentions that Ed received a People’s Choice Award for Best New Series. He says he is by no means received one “because the people don’t like me.” Alan Kalter brags about profitable an analogous award for “Alan Kalter’s Campaign Round-Up,” then taunts Dave by ripping his shirt off.
Tim Robbins, Julie Bowen
air day: 2001-01-09
An previous man resembling Calvert walks onstage after the monologue; 60’s pop singer Jackie DeShannon sits in and croons a few of her greatest hits; Dave exhibits (bogus) footage of President Clinton transferring his belongings to FlashDancers; Alan Kalter makes a number of lewd feedback about Secretary of Labor nominee Linda Chavez.
Dennis Quaid, Jason Seahorn
air day: 2001-01-10
The previous man/Calvert surrogate from final night time stares blankly on the digital camera; Dave asks Steph/Monty for dental instruments; one other “Day in the Life of Hillary Clinton” skit is deserted, this time by Kenny Sheehan’s indecent commentary.
Kim Cattrall, Bob Sarlatte
air day: 2001-01-11
Throughout the night time, Giants placekicker Brad Deluiso kicks discipline targets. Also, Kim Cattrall claims Garry Shandling tried to set her up with Dave years in the past, however Dave denies it.
Christine Baranski, Seal
air day: 2001-01-12
Mailbag: Pat Farmer wears a skirt, whereas a sizzling canine vender (Michael Z. McIntee) sells Dave a sizzling canine with “I love you” spelled in mustard.
Dan Rather, Vinnie Jones
air day: 2001-01-15
Dave exhibits a photograph of a cake Dorothy made to commemorate the one-year anniversary of his quintuple-bypass; Dave asks Steph/Monty for some Miller® Lite inflatable chairs; after Barry White cancels on the final minute, Nancy Agostini exhibits highlights from yesterday’s Giants-Vikings playoff sport.
Sean Penn, Lauren Kessler
air day: 2001-01-16
Dave begins off the present by discussing the launch of Oprah’s new journal, after which he exhibits a duplicate of Martha Stewart’s rag, claiming that for a time Martha was penniless and residing in hole tree. Then he factors out that now Rosie O’Donnell has . Exasperated, Dave says he is getting his personal journal “chock full of tips on how to live your life just like me!” and exhibits bogus Dave and Oprah magazines.
Matthew McConaughey, Elle Macpherson
air day: 2001-01-17
Dave complains that his chair will not be as snug as he would love it to be, then hypothesizes that it is the lumbar adjustment that is inflicting the issues; in the course of the newest “Last Time” section, Alan pleads with Dave to retain the Top Ten record; Pat and Kenny create some awkward sexual rigidity.
Neve Campbell, George Miller
air day: 2001-01-18
Dave admits that he is hooked on carbohydrates; NYC Chief of Police Bill DeLace offers snow survival ideas; Dave exhibits two clips of George W. Bush announcing huge phrases.
Tom Selleck, Richard Ashcroft
air day: 2001-01-19
On the eve of President Bush’s inauguration, Dave tells one final “Classic Clinton Joke” from 1998. Also, throughout Mailbag, the employees falls sufferer to a gasoline leak, whereas a query about Alan’s hair is answered by the announcer turning vivid pink and operating round like a loony.
John Goodman, three Doors Down
air day: 2001-01-29
Dave feedback on yesterday’s Giants-Ravens Super Bowl, then exhibits footage of MVP Ray Lewis with confetti caught on his face. Also, Maria Pope introduces Dave to jail guard Debb Eaton, the primary contestant eradicated from Survivor: Outback.
Dolly Parton, William Peterson
air day: 2001-01-30
Throughout the night time, numerous celebrities (comparable to Regis and Dave) endorse a “Hacking Cough of the Night.” Also, Biff introduces his report from Super Bowl XXXV in Tampa, the place he interrogates N’Sync and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.
Patricia Heaton, Jeff Pobst
air day: 2001-01-31
Dave calls for that Johnny Knoxville from “Jackass” seem on the present; Dave exhibits a clip of President Bush slapping the primary woman within the butt in public; Jeff Probst and a man pretending to be Leslie Moonves promote Survivor: Outback.
Keanu Reeves, Tony Siragusa
air day: 2001-02-01
Dave casually mentions that at present is the nineteenth anniversary of his first foray into late night time, and Nancy Agostini and Mike McIntee stroll out and provides Paul flowers. Later, Dave chats with Tony Siragusa of the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens.
Jack Black, Aimee Mann
air day: 2001-02-02
During Mailbag, Harold Larkin goes to Jupiter, then looses his pants as a result of their excessive gravity; Alan Kalter discusses Good Morning America’s plan to indicate a reside childbirth on Tuesday, then provides his companies for a reside conception; Jack Black promotes Saving Silverman.
Anthony Hopkins, Erykah Badu
air day: 2001-02-05
Dave’s desk has been repainted a gaudy mild blue; Dave rants about final Saturday’s debut of the XFL, demanding that the gamers huck folding chairs at one another; “non-surviving Survivor” Kel Gleason denies that he introduced a secret meals stash to the Australian Outback.
Jennifer Lopez, matchbox twenty
air day: 2001-02-06
Dave mentions that the entrance of his desk was painted blue the earlier weekend, and now we all know why: it is a makeshift display screen for projecting numerous items of videotape. Amongst the clips: a monkey washing a cat, a kaliedoscope, footage of the sinking of the Titanic, and a clip from Jennifer Lopez’s new movie The Wedding Planner.
Marv Albert, Katie Holmes
air day: 2001-02-07
In conjunction with a sure upstart soccer league, Dave broadcasts that the present will change its identify to “XLS- the Extreme Late Show,” efficient instantly. Also, Dave makes a protracted distance name to Melbourne, Australia simply so he can hear any individual say “G’day.”
Regis Philbin, Rod Stewart
air day: 2001-02-08
Biff reviews from Bloomfield, Connecticut; an viewers member performs Chopin on Paul’s piano; historical past repeats itself as Dave broadcasts that New York State Police Trooper William McClellan obtained him final night time for going 80 in a 55 zone.
David Boreanaz, Mitch Hedberg
air day: 2001-02-09
For the final month or so, a bit previous man walks onstage in the course of the monologue, stands subsequent to Dave, and walks away. Tonight, there is a twist: the previous man walks out, and adopted quickly after by an annoyed-looking Calvert. Both stroll off stage with out incident. Also, throughout Mailbag, “Police Chief” Bill DeLace offers relationship ideas, whereas “Bill Clinton” (Gerard) steals one of many visitor chairs.
Kelly Ripa, Jamie Oliver
air day: 2001-02-12
Dave engages in a prolonged dialogue about abdomen flu, then calls Art Kelly upstairs to inquire about employees members with the virus. Shortly afterwards, Art fingers the cellphone to Stephanie “Monty” Birkitt, and Dave asks her if controversial Clinton pal Denise Rich has answered his calls.
Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Cavanagh
air day: 2001-02-13
It’s milestone within the lengthy and celebrated historical past of “Stupid Pet Tricks” as Regis the duck eats cottage cheese out of proprietor Rebecca Kraft’s mouth. The sight of the stunt is so repulsive that Dave exhibits the clip repeatedly for a number of weeks to come back.
Chris Rock, Spacehog
air day: 2001-02-14
Dave exhibits a Valentine’s Day bouquet he claims got here from Jackass star Johnny Knoxville; Dave feedback on final night time’s grotesque Stupid Pet Trick, then exhibits the clip of the “rabid dingo” biting him in June 2000; Dave provides an workplace and a plump, younger intern to President Clinton.
Stephanie Seymour, Nelly
air day: 2001-02-15
Dave broadcasts that final night time’s present has been pardoned by ex-President Clinton; daredevil Steve Direnzo jumps off the roof of the theater, then is available in to take a bow; “Biff Henderson’s America” takes a pit cease in Franklin, Idaho.
Megan Mullally, Eddie Brill
air day: 2001-02-16
A section known as “Dave’s Henchmen Force a Price Waterhouse Executive to Reveal the Best-Picture Winner” just about explains itself; throughout Mailbag, a spoof of the upcoming movie “Hannibal” reveals that Paul’s mind is made out of guacamole; “George Clarke’s Celebrity Interview” finds our hero shirtless, a lot to the annoyance of visitor Kelsey Grammer.
air day: 2001-02-19
Dave goes on one in all his all-time biggest rants, this time protesting the inhumane situations on Survivor: Outback, then chastises Tony for supposedly selecting his nostril with a cue-card. Also, the most recent eradicated contestant on the aforementioned actuality present, seven-foot-tall musician Mitchell Olsen, all of a sudden begins singing “I Will Survive.”
Samuel L. Jackson, Timothy Treadwell
air day: 2001-02-20
Alan Kalter interrupts Dave with a couple of seductive phrases for Jennifer Lopez on the event of her break-up with Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs. Shortly afterwards, he begins singing some kind of ballad, when all of a sudden “Big Red” is shot a number of occasions. Dave, trying somewhat deadpan by all of this, recommends Bacitracin® ointment for Alan’s a number of gunshot wounds.
James Caan, Nelly Furtado
air day: 2001-02-21
Throughout the night time, Don Hewitt (aka the Man on Fire) is body-checked by a number of New York Rangers; throughout Mailbag, an viewers lady names her canine in honor of Dave (“Come along, ***hole”); Nelly Furtado performs “I’m Like A Bird.”
Benicio Del Toro, Shaggy
air day: 2001-02-22
George Clarke interrogates celebrites finally night time’s Grammys; ten grade-schoolers from Bowie, Maryland current the Top Ten; reside by way of phone, Dr. Henry Kissinger says the identify of an viewers member; Shaggy performs “It Wasn’t Me.”
Bill O’Reilly, Jim Gaffigan
air day: 2001-02-23
Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave) and Billy Preston sit in; Kansas State University excessive jumper Nathen Leeper cannot display his skills on 53rd Street due to a snowstorm; throughout Mailbag, Alan smears macaroni & cheese into his hair, whereas “police chief” Bill DeLace threatens the viewers; Nathan throws a dummy over the excessive bounce bar.
Kevin Pollack, Dave Matthews Band
air day: 2001-02-26
Dave exhibits off his model new desk, then complains that he has nothing price asking to “Survivor: Outback” loser Kimmi Kappenberg; Les Moonves and “Fidel Castro” (Tony) exit for lunch.
Heather Locklear, Allison Krauss, Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris, The Soggy Bottom Boys
air day: 2001-02-27
Dave exhibits the lady/duck and “rabid dingo” clips but once more; Dave discusses the brand new concept meteorite could show life on Mars, prompting Alan Kalter to go berserk with conspiracy theories; Emmylou Harris, Gillian Welch, Alison Krauss and Dan Timinski and the Soggy Bottom Boys carry out a medley of songs from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Tom Brokaw, Leslie Bibb
air day: 2001-02-28
Dave broadcasts that after a latest awkward expertise, he’ll now not attend community conferences of any type; Les Moonves and Fidel/Inky proceed consuming lunch; Dave exhibits footage of President Bush accurately announcing “contingencies.”
Martin Short, Jake Johannsen
air day: 2001-03-01
Dave sheds extra mild on his rant from the earlier night time, asking Paul if an community exec has ever mentioned to him, “Do you have a problem with me?” Also, Martin Short performs a musical quantity concerning the latest one-year anniversary of Dave’s return to tv, complete with dancing nurses.
Michael Imperiloli, Josh Joplin Group
air day: 2001-03-02
Mailbag: “My son Tommy turns five on Saturday. Will you come to his party?” Dave says he’d like to, then drives over to the child’s home. The magic of a celeb visitor look is hampered, nevertheless, when Tommy admits that he needed Leno as an alternative.
Janet Jackson, Jill Scott
air day: 2001-03-12
Dave introduces himself as “David Lettermanâ€¦ TV badass”; Dave discusses the dealing with of the non-surviving Survivor: Outback contestants, then wonders if they’re going to put him on probation for his conduct; Jill Scott sings “Love Rain.”
Denis Leary, Anne Bancroft & Liv Arnesen
air day: 2001-03-13
Throughout the night time, Pat Farmer shoots hoops on the roof.
Cokie Roberts, Uncle Kracker
air day: 2001-03-14
Dave says he is completed sending lemon bushes to visitors he could have irritated, then makes his NCAA Tournament picks. Also, all through the night time, Pat Farmer shoots hoops on the roof.
Antonio Banderas, Nick Cave
air day: 2001-03-19
The swimsuit that Paul’s carrying tonight reminds Dave of Colonel Harland Sanders; the band performs songs by The Mamas and the Papas, in honor of the just lately deceased John Philips; Dave rants about Tivo; after Dave mentions that the Survivor runners-up obtain items once they seem on Rosie O’Donnell’s speak present, newest loser Alicia Callaway brags about her new recliner and flat display screen TV.
Kristin Davis, Grant Paulsen
air day: 2001-03-20
Johnny Johnson and James Burton sit in with the band; Dave exhibits footage of MIR returning to earth, solely to decimate the camp the place [i]Survivor: Outback[/i] was filmed; Alan rants about why The Bay City Rollers aren’t within the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame, then all of a sudden begins singing “Saturday Night.”
Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Simon
air day: 2001-03-21
Dave introduces the bandleader as “Paul W. Shaffer”; the “spring flying rat migration” is noticed outdoors; Bill DeLace does a hidden-camera Top Ten inside a magnificence salon.
George Carlin, Powderfinger
air day: 2001-03-26
A section known as “What We Love about Spring in New York” finds George Clarke in his favourite sundress and Harold Larkin beating the crap out of a pay cellphone. Also, Dave refuses to learn #1 on tonight’s Top Ten as a result of he disagrees with the joke (“Gladiator sucks!”).
Nathan Lane, Shannon Elizabeth, Cast of The Producers
air day: 2001-03-27
Dave broadcasts he is feuding with AOL, claiming that they are “a rinky dink little deal” and that the “bastard geeks” are monitoring his e-mail; the Top Ten is aborted; Nathan Lane performs a quantity from the recent Broadway present The Producers.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Train
air day: 2001-03-28
A extremely tall man (roughly 6′ 8″) sits in with the band; Biff goes to Chappaqua, New York to gather gossip on the Clintons; Train performs “Drops of Jupiter.”
Johnny Knoxville, The Go-Go’s
air day: 2001-03-29
Paul’s weekend plans are by some means integrated into “Know Your Current Events,” whereas Dave lastly meets his hero du jour, Johnny Knoxville of Jackass.
Isabella Rossellini, Wendy Lieberman
air day: 2001-03-30
At the top of the monologue, Dave does his suit-modeling shtick; throughout Mailbag, Dave will get included on this 12 months’s Academy Award “In Memoriam” reel; Dave decides that any longer he’ll do one factor every night to bother CBS, and for starters, he yawns repeatedly.
Craig Kilborn, Warren Zevon
air day: 2001-04-02
Dave and Paul announce that on Friday a 40-piece orchestra shall be sitting in onstage later within the week; Dave rants about AOL once more; Warren Zevon performs “I Was within the House When the House Burned Down.”
Hugh Grant, Sade
air day: 2001-04-03
Dave claims he is been sending tons of obscene e-mail to AOL and that is able to sue them for monitoring everybody’s messages; Biff makes his annual go to to Yankees Spring Training; after Dave brings up David Copperfield’s newest stunt “The Tornado of Fire,” we go to the boiler room for George Clarke’s “The Tornado of Soup,” during which a number of buckets full of soup are thrown at him.
Paul Reubens, Run DMC & Stephan Jenkins
air day: 2001-04-04
The “Late Show All-Star Security Camera” finds 70’s sitcom star Gabe Kaplan making an attempt to sneak contained in the theater; Dave and Gaines argue over a Top Ten record which may be too offensive to air on TV, however Dave reads it anyway; Alan rants concerning the upcoming last episode of Xena: Warrior Princess, and to nobody’s shock, falls to the bottom and sobs within the fetal place.
David Spade, Amanda & Jonny Schwebel
air day: 2001-04-05
Dave tells a prolonged “driving residence on 684” story, and later he chats with a pair of fraturnal twins that just lately interviewed former President Clinton.
Carson Daley, Jann Karem, The CBS Giant Orchestra
air day: 2001-04-06
After 4 days within the making, it is “Orchestra Night” at the Late Show, with fifty combined strings, brass, and woodwind players taking up nearly the entire stage; during Mailbag, Paul and Dave settle a small claims dispute on the new daytime law program “Tony Mendez: Angry Cuban Judge”; Carson Daly is introduced to the tune of Led Zeppelin’s “Kashmir”; Dave will get a free harp lesson.
Mike Krzyzewski, Semisonic
air day: 2001-04-09
Dave fumes over the reworked DVD version of Lawrence of Arabia, and Jerry Foley letterboxes Dave and turns him blue to indicate the house viewers what Daddy noticed on the disc. Later, he chats with Coach Mike Krzyzewski of NCAA males’s hoops champ Duke University.
Renee Zellweger, Stephen Malkmus
air day: 2001-04-10
Holly Hunter, Idlewild
air day: 2001-04-11
Dave returns to final night time’s rant about his defective Lawrence of Arabia DVD, and broadcasts that the producers despatched him a brand new copy at present, and that it did the identical factor, thus main Dave to the conclusion that his Pioneer DVD participant was the issue all alongside. Later within the present, he flips by a catalog to choose a brand new participant.
Tom Green, Dr. Geoffrey Marcy
air day: 2001-04-12
Dave celebrates birthday #54 by repeatedly exhibiting a Gap advert that includes a really comely lady dancing/strolling; we’re handled to a clip present of a few of the numerous moments of the final 12 months, together with the “dingo” bite and the cottage cheese-loving duck; Maria mentions that Pioneer was willing to give Dave a new DVD player on-air, but Dave politely screamed “No!”; the Hi-Ho ladies carry out a large cake, and Biff delivers slices to the viewers.
LL Cool J, The Living End
air day: 2001-04-13
CBS Mailbag: “Who does your taxes?” Dave factors out that somebody named Jimmy does his taxes, and by way of flashback, we study Jimmy is definitely a canine. At the top of the section, Jimmy walks onstage to a standing ovation. Also, Dave claims Paul and Felicia have been married in Brussels, Belgium over the weekend, and ten accountants (together with Fred Nigro) current the Top Ten.
Liv Tyler, Billy Idol
air day: 2001-04-23
Dave appears to be like again in any respect the interviews he is executed with booted Survivor contestants, then offers his common cold-shoulder method to fifth place finisher Rodger Bingham.
Billy Crystal, The Bee-Gees
air day: 2001-04-24
Dave broadcasts the lady from the Gap commercials goes to be on the present later this month, after which grumbles that he is given the Gap® a number of free runs of the business and he hasn’t gotten any freebies from them. In a final ditch effort, Dave orders Jerry to run the business two extra occasions, and close to the top of the present he skims by their newest catalog.
Don Rickles, Jayson Williams
air day: 2001-04-25
Dave reviews CBS gross sales figures the Late Show has run about $750,000 price of free Gap® commercials to this point, and for the primary fifteen minutes of the present Tony accounts the free gadgets Dave could or might not be receiving (a $640 worth). In honor of getting “Gap Girl” Melissa Bernheim on the present tomorrow night time, George Clarke does his personal model of the scintillating business.
Sylvester Stallone, Green Day
air day: 2001-04-26
Throughout the night time, “Gap Girl” Melissa Bernheim dances onstage; Dave mentions his victory at last night’s American Comedy Awards; Dave says CBS will air this year’s semi-controversial Miss Universe on May 11, so “Miss France, Elodie Gossuin” (Gerard) makes an attempt to place at relaxation the concept that Miss France is male, with little conviction.
John Goodman, Jeff Stilson
air day: 2001-04-27
Melissa Bernheim dances onstage once more; throughout Mailbag, Dave’s center preliminary is added to the theatre marquee, but when falls off and kills a man; John Goodman does his personal model of dance, after which offers Dave a jar of cocktail okra.
Kirsten Dunst, Cirque de Soleil
air day: 2001-04-30
Dave feedback on Survivor contestant Elizabeth Filarski’s hair loss and the way the producers of the present didn’t come to her support; Dave (repeatedly) exhibits a clip from final night time’s reside efficiency of On Golden Pond, throughout which he rants about censorship after the clip exhibits a boy saying “bulls***ting'” somewhat than stand by Maria’s desk, Dave invitations Elizabeth to sit down down; Kirsten Dunst celebrates her 19th birthday.
Matthew Broderick, Brandi Chastain
air day: 2001-05-01
Dave says the women on employees on the Empire State Building gave him a non-public viewing on the Hayden Planetarium. Also, Dave exhibits a (faux) clip of The Weakest Link the place “Anne Robinson” (Kathleen Ankers) goes on a profanity-laced tirade.
Regis Philbin, David Gray
air day: 2001-05-02
Dave tells a number of “It was so sizzling todayâ€¦” jokes; the outside cam catches a doctor at a sidewalk booth doing laser eye surgery with a magnifying glass; Dave plays the background music from “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” throughout his newest chat with Regis.
Bill Murray, Stevie Nicks
air day: 2001-05-03
Dave broadcasts he is the actual Survivor; all sixteen of the present’s most up-to-date contestants current the Top Ten; Stevie Nicks performs “Candlebright.”
Joan Cusack, Andy Kindler
air day: 2001-05-04
Shuggie Otis sits in on guitar, and later the band performs his one and solely hit, “Strawberry Letter 23.” Also, throughout Mailbag, Gerard and his faux son Timmy touch upon the pending author’s strike.
Tina Wesson, Kate Hudson, The Blind Boys of Alabama
air day: 2001-05-07
Dave mentions the Kentucky Derby, then whines about not getting to listen to Dave Johnson saying “â€¦and down the stretch they arrive!” Luckily, the opposite Dave does it for Daddy by cellphone. Later, Dave (the host) chats with Survivor: Outback champion Tina Wesson.
Uma Thurman, Blues Traveler
air day: 2001-05-08
Kid Scientists, Juliette Lewis
air day: 2001-05-09
In her first look on the present, intuitive Deborah Lynn makes an attempt to get George Clooney’s cellphone quantity. She offers Dave a random quantity, however it’s invalid. After the primary business break, Dave asks her to seek out Pamela Anderson’s quantity, however he finally ends up chatting with the proprietor of a trucking firm in Idaho.
Jenna Elfman, Destiny’s Child
air day: 2001-05-10
Dave rants about final night time’s Country Music Awards, claiming it isn’t “actual nation” anymore; Harold Larkin addresses an necessary labor concern till the whistle blows and he has to return to work; Jenna Elfman tells a humorous (albeit prolonged) story about donating bone marrow.
Heath Ledger, Lewis Black
air day: 2001-05-11
Mailbag: “I’m going to see a film this weekend. Which one ought to I see?” Dave introduces a segment called “Kenny Sheehan’s Movie Review,” throughout which the stagehand watches a film, after which hates it a lot he destroys the projector. Also, Dave needs his mother (reside by way of satellite tv for pc) a Happy Mother’s Day, so a stand-in for Dave offers Dorothy a hug, and later they chug a couple of Heinekens.
Charlie Sheen, Missy Elliot
air day: 2001-05-14
Dave calls Art Kelly (the theater receptionist) a few probably offensive joke from final Fridays’ monologue involving Miss Columbia and having smuggling heroin as her expertise. Dave apologizes (kind of) to a Columbian consulate, then goes on with the remainder of present. Also, “Biff Henderson’s America” takes a take a look at the hamlet of Whiting, Maine.
John Travolta, R.E.M.
air day: 2001-05-15
Returning to final night time’s controversy, Dave broadcasts Miss Columbia 2001 shall be a visitor on Thursday’s present, then profusely apologizes for the heroin-smuggling comment; Dave exhibits an advert for CNN’s season-ending cliffhanger; R.E.M. performs “All the Way to Reno (You’re Going To Be a Star”).
Mike Myers, David Byrne
air day: 2001-05-16
Dave tells a string of “It’s so dryâ€¦” jokes during the monologue; David Byrne performs “Like Humans Do.”
Andrea Noceti, Jack Hannah, Ricky Martin
air day: 2001-05-17
A technical concern close to Paul’s keyboards is repaired in the course of the primary act; Dave mentions cowl of The Weathergirls’ “It’s Raining Men” (written by Paul in 1983) is the #1 hit within the UK for the second week in a row; Dave apologizes in individual to Miss Columbia Andrea Noceli, then virtually forgets to offer her flowers.
Kelsey Grammar, Smothers Brothers
air day: 2001-05-18
Mailbag: harp participant Gloria Agostini performs reside accompaniment for the chin-rubbing flashbacks, Anton feeds his goldfish chips and salsa, and Tony ruins the season finale of The Sopranos by dropping the bombshell en espanol.
Ray Romano, Dennis Tito
air day: 2001-05-21
Buddy Guy sits in on guitar; Dave congratulates Regis on his much-deserved Daytime Emmy win; Steph/Monty tells an amusing story about her incontinent Doberman; Alan Kalter has a particular message for the 5 wives of a just lately convicted polygamist in Colorado City, Utah.
Stupid Human Tricks, Ellen DeGeneres
air day: 2001-05-22
Dave exhibits the viewers his favourite (bogus) second from final night time’s present: astronaut/billionaire Dennis Tito vaporizing Dave’s head with his laser eyes. Also, Ellen Degeneres promotes an upcoming cable particular, whereas a Stupid Human Trick is carried out twice.
Alec Baldwin, Yogi Berra
air day: 2001-05-23
Ray Benson sits in; “NYPD Chief of Police” William DeLace gives tips to college grads; baseball great Lawrence “Yogi” Berra promotes his autobiography.
Tom Brokaw, Badly Drawn Boy
air day: 2001-05-24
Dave celebrates Bob Dylan’s 60th birthday with live performance footage of a really previous man struggling to play the guitar; Tony Orlando interrupts Dave to sing an authentic quantity about Memorial Day; Badly Drawn Boy (aka Damon Gough) performs “Once Around the Block.”
Danny DeVito, Larry Miller
air day: 2001-05-25
Mailbag: “Have you ever seen the Monkey Man?” Dave introduces the Monkey Man, who as any keen-eyed viewer can attest, is actually Gerard Mulligan in disguise. Monkey Man shows us a clip what is supposed to be his footage of him wrecking havoc, but instead it’s him superimposed on Shecky’s “monkey washing the cat” stock footage. Afterward, Dave observes, “That’s it. That’s the bottom we have sunk… ever.”
Helio Castroneves, Tom Dreesen, Lucinda Williams
air day: 2001-06-04
Dave presents the brand new studio flooring, which is now darkish blue after a number of years of being crimson pink; Dave admits he is having issues with his pc; Biff mentions that he is misplaced twenty kilos within the final month, then introduces yet one more “Fun with a Bullhorn” section.
David Duchovny, Trisha Yearwood
air day: 2001-06-05
Paul unintentionally interrupts the monologue by getting attacked by a bee in the course of the monologue, and Dave offers him grief for the rest of the present.
Jimmy Fallon, The Black Crowes
air day: 2001-06-06
It’s time for a section known as “For the Kids.” George Clarke hogs the eye of an ice cream vendor, a Toys r Us worker takes a bow, Tony makes an attempt to show primary phrases in Spanish earlier than occurring one other one in all his rants, and Alan offers delivery.
Dan Rather, Elvis Costello & Anne Sofie von Otter
air day: 2001-06-07
Dave drones on and on a few buzzkill staffer who declined Dave’s supply of a free apple; in honor of this unknown staffer, Paul reprises his hit music “Lumpy Colon”; Dave repeats Rupert’s very first “bothering individuals” bit from 1994.
Andy Dick, Brian Regan
air day: 2001-06-08
During Mailbag, Dave is repelled by President Bush’s daughter “Debbie” (Gerard); ten CBS affiliate weathermen current the Top Ten; Andy Dick promotes Go Fish.
Marv Albert, Sugar Ray
air day: 2001-06-11
Dave criticizes the Los Angeles Lakers’ “pixie” jerseys; Dave exhibits information footage of a bear in any individual’s swimming pool, after which claims it is his yard; Paul introduces some dweeb bouncing on a large pink seaside ball.
Luke Perry, Jim White
air day: 2001-06-12
Paul wins the most recent spherical of “Late Show Pay Phone Trifecta”; Dave chats with Steph/Monty via telephone to discuss a blind date that never happened; the “Top Ten Other Television Shows Produced by Saddam Hussein” is sponsored by Altoids.
Kim Cattrell, Mary Chapin Carpenter
air day: 2001-06-13
Dave helps Paul with some pc issues; in honor of the approaching demise of Bozo the Clown, Dave exhibits (bogus) footage of the kiddie present star; Tony Mendez tries to assist NYC’s repute by going out and giving a vacationer some assist, solely to finish up shoplifting a VCR at a electronics retailer.
Star Jones, blink-182
air day: 2001-06-14
Dave continues to debate the retirement of Bozo the Clown, however his remarks about huge, pink, ugly hair ends in an inevitable hissy match from Alan. Also, Dave honors the passing of Leonard Tepper with previous clips of “Leonard Tepper’s Hidden Video” and Dave directing him and Rupert on how one can annoy individuals.
Jon Stewart, David Brenner
air day: 2001-06-15
Mailbag: “Can I host the present for a couple of minutes?” Sure enough, viewer Jason Lynch is hosting the show, while Dave sits in the green room watching Leno. Also, Paul admits that he just can’t get the hang of one of Dave’s favorite phrases: “â€¦and down the stretch they arrive!”
Dikenbe Mutombo, David Bowley, Cesaria Evora
air day: 2001-06-18
After Paul admits that he would not recall what he appears to be like like, Dave calls receptionist Art Kelly to ask if he is ever been formally launched to the bandleader. Art would not give Dave a straight reply.
Tom Arnold, David Sedaris
air day: 2001-06-19
Team Rahal racer Kenny Brack inexpicably sits in on guitar, whereas David Sedaris reads a variety from his new e book.
Jimmy Kimmel, PJ Harvey
air day: 2001-06-20
A remarkably slim and trim Biff introduces footage of him hanging out on the Grand Prix in Detroit. Also, Dave and Paul (of all individuals) discuss hair care, which proceeds into a brand new section known as “Hairpiece- Not a Hairpiece.”
Ewan McGregor, Moby
air day: 2001-06-21
Paul sits within the visitor chair for 5 minutes so he can promote Cover Wars, a brand new sport present he is internet hosting on VH1. Also, Alan broadcasts that Epil cease n’ spray is the brand new official sponsor of the Top Ten record, then exhibits video footage of it is hair “restoration” talents.
Chris Elliot, Harry Hill
air day: 2001-06-22
Mailbag: “What would you do if the world was coming to an finish?” Dave admits he doesn’t know much about this topic, so he introduces astrophysicist “Dr. Saul PerlmÃ¼tter” (Gerard), who broadcasts that the world will finish considerably sooner than was beforehand thought; round Labor Day 2001, an eerie prediction.
John McCain, Shawn Wayans
air day: 2001-06-25
Dave has one other rant about his pc issues, claiming that Late Show techno-guru Walter Kim retains coming to his home on weekends to attempt to assist, however he steers away from insulting IBM due to an promoting settlement with CBS. Also, Dave brags out Max Papis’ (of Team Rahal) victory in final weekend’s Portland 200.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depeche Mode
air day: 2001-06-26
Dave continues to steam over his technological points; Catherine Zeta-Jones calls Dave “Jay” and profusely apologizes; Depeche Mode performs “I Feel Loved.”
Marlon Wayans, Alan Webb, Coldplay
air day: 2001-06-27
Dave’s pc issues solely worsen, as he could not identify a sure half he wanted, inflicting IBM to ship him the fallacious half. Also, Dave chats with prep athlete Alan Webb, the brand new nationwide highschool mile file holder.
Sean Hayes, Brian Wilson, Darrius Rucker, Matthew Sweet
air day: 2001-06-28
Dave goes on a spiel concerning the visitors on the interstate this morning; an “Incredible Dog Challenge” is held outside, with the winning dog jumping over a giant phony check for a million dollars; Brian Wilson, Darius Rucker, and Matthew Sweet perform The Beach Boys’ “Sail On Sailor.”
Tony Danza, Nick DiPaolo
air day: 2001-06-29
Mailbag: all of tonight’s letters are learn by James Earl Jones, George Clarke’s flashback to an evening of intercourse and playing is sponsored by Donald Trump’s Taj Mahal resort, and an alleged Late Show author is attacked by a bear.
Reese Witherspoon, Jonatha Brooke
air day: 2001-07-09
Dave broadcasts that he could have parasites crawling round head, prompting Paul to name him a “maggot mind”; Dave and Steph/Monty go over vacation pictures; Dave confirms that he has parasites by taking a sentence on a blue card too literally; a guy bouncing a giant tether ball to his head makes an appearance on “Is This Anything?”
Julia Roberts, Travis
air day: 2001-07-10
Dave broadcasts that Jude Brennan’s cousin (a parasite knowledgeable) has informed him that there is nothing to fret about. Also, on a remarkably star-studded night time, Puff Daddy seems for a particular Top Ten record, whereas Dave sees by Julia Robert’s shirt and asks her if she’s getting laid.
Edward Norton, Dido
air day: 2001-07-11
Dave grumbles concerning the lack of high quality visitors showing on the present, throughout which Paul feedback on his inappropriate query in direction of Julia Roberts (“Are you getting laid today?”) last night. Dave replies with “unique” footage of Paul asking Barbara Bush the same question. Also, Pat, Kenny, and Harold Larkin star in the new HBO series “Sexy Guys, Sexy City,” whereas a renegade blue card knocks out Tommy Lasorda.
Juliana Marguiles, George Miller
air day: 2001-07-12
Dave theorizes on the present’s 4 Emmy nominations (introduced earlier that day)- both nobody’s watching or the voters do not care anymore; for the second night time in a row, Alan is crushed up by a man twice his dimension; a comedy bit from Show #499 about Steve Martin’s preparations for showing as a visitor is repeated.
Vince Vaughn, Elayne Boosler
air day: 2001-07-13
Dave introduces “reside satellite tv for pc feed” of President Bush staring of into house; throughout Mailbag, Alan throws one in all tonight’s letter writers (performed by Jay Johnson) out of a fourth-story window; ten cooks current the Top Ten.
Piedmont Bird Callers, Hank Azaria, Maria McKee
air day: 2001-07-16
Rather than come out of nowhere, Dave orders the muscle man to pummel Alan; throughout a section known as “Summertime Leftovers,” Dave once again shows footage of his “look-alike” (himself, circa his morning show) playing “Camptown Races” on the fiddle; Simpsons star Hank Azaria plugs America’s Sweethearts.
Kelly Ripa, Bob Sarlotte
air day: 2001-07-17
Alan is caught nibbling on a pizza, however surprisingly would not get crushed up; Dave makes a snarky remark about Jay Leno’s chin; former David Letterman Show announcer Bob Sarlette talks soccer with Dave over the closing credit.
John McEnroe, Youssou N’Dour
air day: 2001-07-18
Alan orders a pizza, and the supply man beats him up; reside by way of satellite tv for pc from the Indianapolis suburbs, Dorothy celebrates her 80th birthday with a Dave impersonator and a fridge full of Colt 45®; John McEnroe is interviewed twice after Dave will get curious as to which fellow tennis gamers he is dated.
Jon Favreau, The Holmes Brothers
air day: 2001-07-19
Another pizza for Alan ends in one other beating for Alan; Dave exhibits a photograph of the FBI Building with the “I” missing; Joan Osbourne and The Holmes Brothers perform “Can’t No Grave Hold My Body Down.”
Billy Crystal, Al Lubel
air day: 2001-07-20
Dave brags about his mother’s 80th birthday “whoop-tee-doo and grabass” this weekend; throughout Mailbag, Dave rescues Paul from The Man on Fire; Billy Crystal clobbers the man who commonly beats up Alan.
Jeff Meyer, Christopher Walken, Widespread Panic
air day: 2001-07-23
A celebration for Calvert’s 80th birthday turns into an excuse for Dave to disregard him and flirt with the Hi-Ho ladies; Dave chats with Jeff Meyer, who named a poplar tree after Daddy; Christopher Walken talks about his latest look within the Fatboy Slim video “Weapon of Choice.”
Tom Selleck, David Rakoff
air day: 2001-07-24
Delbert McClinton sits in; Steph/Monty (reside by way of phone from the 12th flooring) discusses in size her plans from final weekend; Tom Selleck introduces an previous film clip of him, after which performs the ukulele.
Mark Wahlberg, Michael Lomonaco, Tegan & Sara
air day: 2001-07-25
Dave proudly broadcasts that he is carrying orange socks tonight, however solely so he can shove Steph’s face right into a birthday cake after the present; Alan will get beat up but once more, and stays bruised and bloodied for the remainder of the present; Mark Wahlberg promotes the remake of Planet of the Apes.
Greg Kinnear, Afro Celt Sound System & Peter Gabriel
air day: 2001-07-26
The tambourine participant sitting in with the band beats up Alan; Dave exhibits one other previous comedy clip to kill time (Show #818, Dave’s harassment of supply individuals); Greg Kinnear tells Dave what it is prefer to pilot a single-engine airplane.
Marilu Henner, Hugh Fink
air day: 2001-07-27
Mailbag: “How lengthy has Paul been bald?” Dave fears that this is likely to be a delicate query, however Paul rubs his chin anyway. A flashback reveals that Paul used to have a protracted, wavy mane earlier than an accident with Dave’s chemistry set turned him right into a bald, hideous freak. Vowing revenge, Paul turns right into a superhero and eggs Dave’s automotive.
Kristin Davis, Nanci Griffith, Mark Borschardt
air day: 2001-07-30
Some man dressed up as “Lance Armstrong” comes onstage on a bicycle and beats up Alan, then runs over to Hello Deli to pummel Rupert. Later, Dave exhibits photographs of him stuffing Steph/Monty’s face right into a birthday cake, whereas filmmakers Mark Borchardt and Mike Shank go to Comic-Con.
air day: 2001-07-31
Dave makes Rupert play a deli-themed model of “Beat the Clock.” Later, after his dialog with Sean Combs goes longer than anticipated, Dave is compelled to talk with newsanchor Daljit Dhaliwal for just a few seconds.
Lance Armstrong, Thora Birch, Jamie O’Neal
air day: 2001-08-01
Nicole Kidman, Iggy Pop
air day: 2001-08-02
Antonio Banderas, Jeffrey Ross
air day: 2001-08-03